From AbeLincoln.com...
During the dark days of the Civil War, Lincoln would often tell funny stories to his friends. Lincoln told his friends, "Were it not for this occasional vent, I would die. I must laugh to keep from crying."
In honor of Abe's birthday, a little (very little) humor at his expense...
and a little (once again, very little) humor attributable to Lincoln himself from A Lincoln Library...
- It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
- If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
- He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever met.
- Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
- If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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