From the Huffingtonpost.com...
An Air Canada co-pilot having a mental breakdown had to be forcibly removed from the cockpit, restrained and sedated, and a stewardess with flying experience helped the pilot safely make an emergency landing, an Irish investigation concluded Wednesday.
Say what???
How on earth did he get on board? Hell, I saw TSA patting down Danny Glover at SFO not too long ago and don't even get me started about what I've seen TSA do to senior citizens yet they let a psycho pilot board!
Can you imagine being on that plane. The pilot comes over the loudspeaker...
"This is your Air Canada pilot speaking, ehh. It seems my co-pilot is crazy. Really he's literally crazy, ehh.
The turbulence you felt a little while ago, it wasn't really turbulence.
The plane took a few dips while we were sedating the co-pilot, ehhh, and then, well, we had to tie him up in the bathroom.
I'm hoping he doesn't go Jack Nicholson on me, ehh.
We'll be landing soon thanks to Susie the flight attendant who was serving you coffee a few minutes ago, she's filling in for the co-pilot.
Once we land please stay seated til' the guys in the white jackets board.
Thank you for flying Air Canada, ehh."
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